Mango is so cute

I wonder if he ever doped? LOL.  Maybe I'll send this photo to Pez for their daily distraction.

Here's a nice article I came across this morning.  I'll say this:  It's really scary to think where this country will be in 40-50 years.  Our largest growing population is one of the least educated with the most barriers.  All while we're going into a massive debt and borrowing from the Chinese and they in turn are buying major stock positions in a large portion of our economy.  It's not a black and white issue or an us against them or a Rep vs. Dem issue. 

Rather, a wake the FUCK up America.

I'm going to hell for posting this

Enjoy

Paraplegic Pedro Tries To Dance Sexy

It's a woman trapped in half a man's body!

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Phuking Phrank

Frank is his name.  He's the guy you call when something breaks, you have a sewer back up or you need a new ceiling fan installed.  He's the guy.  He has his own tools and seems to know what he's talking about so I trust him to work on my rental property.  I'm not too sure I'd let him do any work on my primary residence though.  He's what you'd expect.  Newport smoking, white sneaker wearing, pony tail wagging type of guy.  The best time of year is summertime.  That's when the shirt comes off and the nut hugger jeans shorts come out.  What a fuckin site that is.

Frank's also good for other stuff.  Say it's 5 am and you find yourself in a hotel in AC with a dead hooker and an ounce of coke.  Call Frank, he'll be there in two hours with a shovel and sawzall. NO QUESTIONS ASKED.  Say you need something to go missing.  Just give him a call.  He'll make sure it's never found.  That's what kind of guy he is.  Phuking Phrank, that's his name.

Anyone up for sum chicken

Off all the things to over turn on a busy highway.  Now that's what I call free range chicken.  In honor of this event, I went to Chic-Fil-A last night. 

Obama's Affordable Home Heating Plan

Provide everyone in the ghetto with a wagon so they can collect sticks to build a fire

Photos courtesy of one of my loyal readers.

From Velo Snooze

Rather interesting. 

Fiscal priorities?


Dear Velo,


This is in response to the article about the state of Kazakhstan placing $22 million (U.S.) into an account to secure a UCI pro license. The cost for entry is staggering when you consider that in order for Astana to race with European and American teams at the highest level that the Kazakhstan government had to pay 0.13 percent of the total Kazakhstan currency circulating in 2008 and 0.012 percent of its GDP (source: CIA-World Fact-book).

I wonder if Kazakh citizens know where their money is being spent? To put this into perspective, what would we think if the U.S. paid $1.68 billion for Lance Armstrong to race in the Tour de France?


John Onate






That’s an interesting observation. We’ll take your word on the numbers, John, for purposes of the hypothetical. While the figures are staggering, $1.68 billion may not be so much when you consider some of the taxpayer-financed shrines to professional football, baseball and basketball we have in cities all across the U.S. In that context, we guess that a government’s decision to dump a few bucks into professional cycling ain’t a bad call. It is the Tour de France, after all. Editor

This explains it

Now we know how the Tiger Woods incident went down. Fast forward to about 55 seconds.

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